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The Jedi are stupid

I was looking for another way to phrase it, but really, there isn’t one. The Jedi are just plain stupid. Why do they get wet when it rains? If I had the force under wraps like they do, I’d be whooshing those drops away every damn time. And then there’s this. When the first Star Wars movie opens, we’ve got all kinds of Jedi running around, and no Sith. No manifestation of The Dark Side. All good, no bad. In fact, there hasn’t been Sith “for a millennia,” Yoda says. He paints a picture of the Republic where the